So maybe I’ve been watching too much of The Wire and Law and Order lately, but let’s take a look at the evidence, shall we?
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Looking at the evidence, we can deduct that Shannon may:
1.) Be stealing trash again to take pretty creepy pictures
2.) Be purchasing her lunch at the dollar store
3.) Be obsessed with the combination of string cheese and pretzels
4a.) Be so consumed by her hot love affair with pretzels and sting cheese, that she inhales them all before taking a photo
4b.) That upon realizing her mistake, she pulls the evidence from the trash in an attempt to create a witty lame post
5.) Be losing friends at work, as they cast judgement upon her taking photos of trash
6.) Be wishing she splurged and spent an extra two bucks to double her quantity of snackage
7.) Have stolen pieces from the trash in attempts to take sustainability to a whole new level and create urban artwork
8.) Be still hungry…
So which is it? I’ll give you a hint. About half of them are true.
Put your detective skills to work!
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