No, I’m not in the holiday spirit yet.
But I am currently chomping on the best apples known to man — Honeycrisp.
Only available from Sept-Nov, these apples deserve their own blog. Until you try one of these orb-shaped delights, I’m not sure we can continue to be friends. Sure, they may be $2.99/lb., but whoever said the “best things in life are free” clearly never danced with Mr. Honeycrisp.
I kid you not when I tell you that I nearly pummeled two grannies and a few children as I sailed across the grocery store this past weekend to grab my haul. I’ve been counting down this “season” since last November and was not about to let a few blue-hairs get in my path of glory.
I always wondered why Adam had to be so foolish to reach for that apple in the Garden of Eden. Now I know — clearly a Honeycrisp. Can’t say I blame him.
If you haven’t tried this miraculous spheres, get thee to an orchard. Or grocery store. Or friend’s fridge. Just not mine.
Something I took for granted for the past 26 years. No joke. Oh velvety, buttery goodness that made the perfect “sauce” for my toast — how I missed thee.
See, runny eggs were a huge no-no throughout pregnancy. Apparently the risks of eating uncooked eggs do not favor well with developing fetuses. Who knew?!
So you KNOW what I’ve now been eating on the reg…
Come to Mama…
I’ve found runny eggs are enjoyed best salted, with buttered toast (Thanks to Foodbuzz for the amazing Nature’s Path bread! – so fresh and delish!)
So Mr. Scramble, while you’ve been a nice stand-in these past 9 months, I’m so over you. It’s not me — it’s you
How do you like YOUR eggs? Poached? Scrambled? Sunny side? Over easy? TELL ME!
So maybe I’ve been watching too much of The Wire and Law and Order lately, but let’s take a look at the evidence, shall we?
Looking at the evidence, we can deduct that Shannon may:
1.) Be stealing trash again to take pretty creepy pictures
2.) Be purchasing her lunch at the dollar store
3.) Be obsessed with the combination of string cheese and pretzels
4a.) Be so consumed by her hot love affair with pretzels and sting cheese, that she inhales them all before taking a photo
4b.) That upon realizing her mistake, she pulls the evidence from the trash in an attempt to create a witty lame post
5.) Be losing friends at work, as they cast judgement upon her taking photos of trash
6.) Be wishing she splurged and spent an extra two bucks to double her quantity of snackage
7.) Have stolen pieces from the trash in attempts to take sustainability to a whole new level and create urban artwork
8.) Be still hungry…
So which is it? I’ll give you a hint. About half of them are true.
Put your detective skills to work!