Overheard
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“Give him his stick!”
“Gahhhhhh poop. all. over. my. leg.”
“what is that?”
“Don’t touch that!”
“it looks like seeds”
“Oh no, where’s Mr. Sunshine?”
“smells like wet grass.”
“I had him here in my bag…”
“toot!”
“no, wait till I get your diaper on!”
“he wasn’t done”
“yellow!”
“going!”
“car!”
“is something rotting?”
“honey, we can’t bring the muddy stick in the bath.”
“Did I leave him at the library?”
“ok, ok! here is your stick.”
“he’s in the car, it’s all good.”
“can you wipe up those poop flakes?”
“have you seen the cookie book?”
“diaper!”
“toot!”
“what’s that smell?”
“he likes to chase the ants, I don’t know”
“trying to eat the garbage…”
“hold on, mommy just needs to put on deodorant.”
“what’s that smell?”
“cheese!”
“poopin’!”
“cracker!”
“why is the sink full of woodchips?”
“what’s that smell?”
“cracker!”
“here, here is a cracker”
“good!”
“yes, it’s good”
“round and round!”
“he actually found the stick”
“seriously, something is rotting”
“don’t put that in your mouth”
“do you see this stain?”
Just a 2 minute snippet one might experience in our house. Oh, it felt longer, did it? Nope. Welcome to my world.
The expression — “i’d like to be a fly on a wall?” I’m 99.99% certain it never applies to our household. Though, I’d love to meet that insane 00.01%.
don’t get me wrong, though — i’ve never been happier in my life. seriously.
Perhaps I’m the 00.01%.